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Redditors Reveal Their Worst Family Secrets

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When Redditors open the floodgates on any thread full of "worst of" stories, as the old saying goes, "Katie bar the door." In other words, be prepared for reading Redditors' list of their "Most F*cked Up Family Secrets." While it always pays to take the absolute veracity of Reddit stories with a grain of salt, I have to hand it to a couple of these people: if their stories are fake, they may be the next Stephen King. Here are a few of the milder examples:


“I was conceived at a swingers party and nobody in my family (who knows this) is completely sure my dad is my biological father. (How did I find out? Alcohol.)”

Sleeping Sheeperson:

“My grandmother got out of her bad relationship by running away with her husband’s brother. So some of my dad’s siblings are half-sibling, half-cousins.”

And the most frightening and shameful: 

Rainman Zuckerberg:

“My dad has trouble signing into his AOL account.”

Brace yourselves for more of Redditors' most messed up family secrets here.

Via Uproxx 

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I'd bet my family "worst" secrets are things I'll never know.

Edit: I was going to say the things I know about are bad enough, but after reading the reddit thread -at least a chunk of it- I doubt my family has anything to compare.
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