Hilarious Notes Asking Neighbors To Stop Being So Loud During Sex

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Couples with a healthy sex life have to learn to live next door to people who are mad because they ain’t getting’ any, and being a part of a community means keeping your lustful noises to yourself.

And yet some people insist on airing their pleasure at the top of their lungs, which tends to annoy everyone around them and gives them a bad rep in the neighborhood.

So how do you go about telling your neighbors to stifle their screams during sexy time? A well worded note is a good place to start, which will help you avoid having that awkward face-to-face chat about the coitus cacophony.

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And if that doesn't work you can always change your network name to something snarky, although you should expect your loud neighbors to respond in kind.

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Read 23 Of The Funniest Notes Asking Neighbours To Stop Having Sex So Loud here (Contains NSFW language)

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We lived for a year in an apartment complex that had no insulation in wall between adjoining apartments. It was interesting to say the least.
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Actually, I'm kinda disappointed that I rarely hear people having sex from the apartment complex next door, considering it seems to be a haven for actress ingenues & wannabe supermodels.
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