NYPD: Your Outfit Is Ugly and Dangerous
They're not the fashion police, so there will be no citation for that ugly fanny pack that you insist on carrying everywhere. But the New York City Police Department would like for you to wear them on the front i...
https://www.neatorama.com/2015/07/23/NYPD-Your-Outfit-Is-Ugly-and-Dangerous/