— Nihilist Arby's (@nihilist_arbys) July 22, 2015
What should our next menu item be? Pizza? Tacos? Bags of blow? Fettuccini? Just kidding. Arbys isn't interested in your opinion. Enjoy arbys
So you think you're a special snowflake who deserves fresh fast food served up by caring fast food employess working for a responsive and responsible fast food establishment? You're on a strict meal plan and want to make sure your roast beef fast food item is under the calorie limit you've alotted for lunch? In a good mood because your kids love Arby's and you're bringing them home a surprise for dinner?
Meet the Nihilist Arby's Twitter account. You and your little feelings don't matter. Nutrition requirements are futile. Caring what you put in your mouth is real cute, but so unnecessary. Bathe in the meaningless nothingness that is Nihilist Arby's, and let the care drain out of you like a lanced boil.
Read more of this fast-food-based anarchy here. Warning: NSFW, language.
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Welcome to Arbys. Can I help you? JK. No one can. Which dead animal would you like to waste a few minutes of your useless life eating today?— Nihilist Arby's (@nihilist_arbys) June 30, 2015
So, 50 cent is broke, eh? In other news, everything you've ever known or loved will die or be cataclysmically destroyed. Enjoy arbys— Nihilist Arby's (@nihilist_arbys) July 13, 2015
Arbys #mancrushmonday goes out to man, crushed by the weight and cruelty of an indifferent universe. You'll never be this young again.— Nihilist Arby's (@nihilist_arbys) July 6, 2015