Ben Palmer, a comedian from Atlanta, is livening up corporate Facebook accounts left and right with his responses to mostly inane customer complaints under the account name "Customer Service." Often issued with a breezy "hope this helps" at the end, his responses are guaranteed to give these generally clueless customers double-take moments of confusion.
Take a look at some of Palmer's answers to these gravely serious customer service snafus here, and visit his website to see more. -Via Dangerous Minds
P.S. There's no indication if the complainer is male or female.