Got annoying co-workers? Here's something fun you can do: classify them as rappers!
Someone who never leaves their cubicle is an Ice Cubicle:
Someone who volunteers for everything, then complains about all that work is a Kendrick Lamartyr:
Someone who's always looking at your screen is a Snoop Snoopy Dog:
Someone who's always sick is a Young Sneezy:
Someone who just can't wait is a Kant Wait West (though we have to pick a bone here with Ms. Cooper. Mr. West has infinite patience as he's now a professor):
View more co-worker/rapper types over at The Cooper Review.