Uncle Watermelon Is Perfect for the Fourth of July!

Charles Pheonix is a speaker, performer, cook, and all-around exemplar of 1950s Americana. From his famous Test Kitchen, he's delivered to the world extraordinary works of food art, such as a cereal cake, a meat Nativity set, and a Santa Claus meatloaf.

Most recently, he's devised a hot summer treat and party activity that is perfect for your Fourth of July get-together. It's called Uncle Watermelon. Think of it as a snowman that you can make in the summer. Offer your guests a watermelon, toothpicks, and an assortment of fruits and vegetables. Put them all together like a Mr. Potato head.

-Thanks, Rusty Blazenhoff!


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Not sure if the kitten is trying to fight off The Hand or not. Four paws up with claws out might indicate she DOESN'T like what's happening... (As Calvin once said of Hobbes, six ends, and five of them are pointy.) Of course, if she was really upset, presumably she would just run for it.
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Well, her squeaking isn't alarming my cats, so it's evidently not an alarm cry. Anyway, I foster kittens and that's not the expression of a genuinely upset kitten. She's probably just playfighting and carrying on about it; some cats are extremely vocal and others aren't. I expect this is just the kitten equivalent of "OH YEAH. OH YEAH?? BRING IT, FINGERS MCGEE I GOT TWO PAWS AN' TEN CLAWS FOR YE!! COME AT ME BRO."
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