Uncle Watermelon Is Perfect for the Fourth of July!

Charles Pheonix is a speaker, performer, cook, and all-around exemplar of 1950s Americana. From his famous Test Kitchen, he's delivered to the world extraordinary works of food art, such as a cereal cake, a meat Nativity set, and a Santa Claus meatloaf.

Most recently, he's devised a hot summer treat and party activity that is perfect for your Fourth of July get-together. It's called Uncle Watermelon. Think of it as a snowman that you can make in the summer. Offer your guests a watermelon, toothpicks, and an assortment of fruits and vegetables. Put them all together like a Mr. Potato head.

-Thanks, Rusty Blazenhoff!


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This is clearly labeled by a pessimist. They want the can emptied out when half full because it will surely be dirtier to pick up a full can spilled over.

Unless you are playing at the wording of the label, then my answer is that it was labeled by a pessimist who thinks that a half full can of garbage is basically not a full effort and isn't worthy of keeping it around.
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