Meanwhile, in Australia, humanity survived yet another day, despite facing natural predators too terrible to contemplate. Danny Ford found a wolf spider in his home. He whacked it with a broom. Instead of dying, the spider appeared to fall apart.
It was actually a mother spider carrying a vast number of babies. When hit with by broom, the spiders went crawling everywhere, all over the floor and into every crevice of the home. Does your collar feel a bit itchy right now? Then you probably have a spider in your shirt.
-via Ace of Spades HQ
Well played, Mr. Farrier, well played indeed. :)
Be sure that your flame thrower is able to make several good shots. You don't want to have it sputter after sending the first fireball.