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Ad Agency Looking for Interns Releases Terrifying "Fresh Meat" Recruiting Video

Mother wants fresh meat. Nay, she craves fresh meat. Will you feed her?

Mother is an ad agency in New York. "Fresh meat" is its in-house term for "interns." To encourage meat units to apply to its internship program, Mother produced this video expressing how much the agency hungers for interns. Do you qualify? The dark hooded narrator describes the qualifications:

It doesn't matter where you've been before.
We want you raw because we're hungry
Even if you've been on the floor. [...] 

No want no day old meat.
No want no stinky feet.
No want to take no heat.
Just give us our fresh meat. 


(Video Link)

-via Foodiggity


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I think of this ad as a great sorting mechanism. It would attract the sort of people that the agency wants and discourage others from even considering applying.
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I can't think of anything that would make me want to sign up for a summer of unpaid labor more! This answers all my questions. It assures me that this agency cherished their employees, and has only my best interests at heart. And they are obviously masters at effective advertising.
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