People living today will not be impressed if you curse them with withering flesh, perpetually bleeding eyeballs, or nightmares every night. Gemma Correll shows you how to really destroy lives in the 21st Century. Here are a few more suggestions:
- May you always discover a typo in a blog comment immediately after you've submitted it.
- May your black sweater attract every piece of cat hair in a room.
- May the WiFi signal always be just high enough to get you to use it but low enough to cause webpages to load very slowly.