Sloth Magic

The first version of a theremin?

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ladie's fit 2xl suggested colour

The prototype of an electric cigar box guirar?

http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Never-Grow-Up
ladie's fit 2xl suggested colour

Want to surprise the person sitting next to you? The kinetic energy from this ambush style Jack-in-the-Box will spring the dowel out from the side and smack them.
Make it Sew, Dark Grey, L

Schrodinger's litter box.

Inappropriate XL

It's a automatic pop up manual slide-out toaster. Set the timer on the front and, when it dings, you slide the dowel, door, timer...and toast! Unheated coals not included (it is wood, after all--hot coals would be ridiculous).

Inappropriate XL

In Victorian Times, the mouse circus was always a popular Sunday affair. In order to out-shine the other travelling rodent circus acts, many tools were favoured to give our miniature cheese-nibblers a paw-up on their fellow vermin. This tool is the infamous "French Souris-Planche-Des-Doom" (mouse-plank-of-doom) trainer. It allowed the wee ones to practice the gravity-defying scrambles, leaps, and tumbles, across a beam no wider than a mouse's fuzzy-five-claw (or is it four?). The wheel allowed for angle adjustments at an number of gear-locked set points, including the 10 degree "ho-hum", 45 degree "cheese bonus", and 90 degree "sign of the apocalypse now!".

Breaking Xmas Sweater-style, L

Let your one-of-a-kind style shine through with this Martha Stewart Authentic Reproduction Paper Towel Holder. With characteristics of Pennsylania Mahantongo Valley craftsmanship, this mechanical device always keeps an exact two-inch overlap of paper towel available to you, keeping a tidy and immaculate look and a warm, elegant, singular style to your historic remodeled free range stone artisanal distinctive home. This dovetailed piece with square nails with minor and appropriate nicks and rubs and beautiful proper oxidation and patina makes this a good thing.

The Science Machine - Dark Grey - Men's Medium

Rejected animatronic cuckoo clock from the It's A Small World ride at Disneyland. It clothes-lined to many guests.
Make It Sew, Dark Grey, L

Definitely the steampunk version of the box from Hellraiser. Definitely.
Look out Schroedinger in XL, por favor.

The box measures the thaumaturgic energy of various sticks.

This Shirt is Pure Pwnage - XL