Do you feel your bowels clench (or loosen) with fear when you eat McDonald's food? There's something dark and unsettling about the clown and his gang of inhuman food items who insist that you eat, eat, eat all that he has to offer. Like Persephone from Greek mythology, if you dine in the underworld, you are condemned to it.
The dark ambiance of McDonald's has appropriately inspired the creation of Mac Sabbath, a band that performs songs from the heavy metal band Black Sabbath. But the lyrics have been rewritten with fast food themes and the members dress as McDonald's mascots. For example, the Black Sabbath song "Iron Man" becomes "Frying Pan." The lyrics describe the creation of your lunch meal:
I have a frying pan!
Cows were going to grind
Home your stomach is well lined
Do I have the gall
Chopping onions makes me bawl
Fixing your daily bread
Hope this pans not made of lead
They call their musical genre "Drive Thru Metal." Are you lovin' it?
(Images: Mac Sabbath)