Phil Ferguson, AKA ChiliPhilly, is an artist in Melbourne, Australia. His job is “making burgers and crocheting.” Sometimes, those two tasks converge. We can see that in a series of marvelous food-shaped hats that he’s made.
Ferguson’s sad Etsy boyfriend look just perfects an already great crafting idea. But he’s not offering these for sale. I don’t blame him. If I owned one of these hot dog hats, nothing could persuade me to part with it.