(Unrelated photo of a different person via Katherine McAdoo)
A woman in Boston is getting married. Naturally, she needs corgis. These are, however, in short supply in her area. So she posted an ad on Craiglist, asking for 6 corgis for her dream wedding:
Unfortunately, I do not have enough corgis for my bridesmaids. I require six more in order to make this dream come true. I'm looking to rent six corgis for roughly two and a half hours during the ceremony. Because this a my dream wedding, price is negotiable and I appreciate your understanding. Please reach out to me if you have six sociable corgis which you would be willing to rent out. These animals would be treated perfectly, and I would love to get us all together to familiarize ourselves with each other.
In a proper wedding, the couple departs the venue in a gilt dog sled pulled by two dozen corgis. This lady is prudently economizing her dream wedding.
-via Dave Barry