Bionic Bra Automatically Responds to Breast Movement

(Photos: University of Wollongong)

Some women may find it difficult to engage in vigorous exercise without pain because of excessive breast bounce.

(Or so I’ve been told.)

This is why sports bras exist. But even a good sports bra may not be able to contain breast movement comfortably. So researchers at the University of Wollongong in Australia are developing the bionic bra. It has fibers that tighten up to restrain bounce when needed, but loosen when the breasts are stationary. A press release from the University of Wollongong describes progress on the Bionic Bra project:

Our ability to make things from advanced materials has been greatly enhanced recently with the advent of new approaches to fabrication. The advent of approaches such as 3D printing has enabled us to assemble structures containing new sensing technologies to more accurately monitor movement and new artificial muscle technologies to control it. These advances have inspired us to (re)confront the challenges involved in creating the Bionic Bra," Professor Wallace said. […]

“Results indicate that our technologies can sense breast motion and provide additional breast support. The challenge now is to integrate these technologies into a functional, comfortable bra,” Bionic Bra team member Dr Sheridan Gho said.

-via Dave Barry


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The bacon suit isn't actually for sale; it's part of an Archie McPhee April Fool's Day tradition, where they put up a fake site selling fake items(fake gag items - how ironic!), like a parachute for babies.
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This is a ripoff of an old "The State on MTV" episode from the early 1990's. Thomas Lennon (Reno 911) did a sketch were he loved bacon. He drank bacon, and even wore bacon.

Still...the bacon suit is neat.
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Archie McPhee has the best items I've ever seen just for fun. Their supplier (Accoutrements) makes awesome famous people actions figures too, if you're into that sort of thing.
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