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How to Kill an Introvert

(JHall Comics/Justin Hall)

You shouldn't kill us because we're quiet and probably won't get in your way. But if you must kill an introvert, then Justin Hall's methods are foolproof. There's only one thing worse than getting stabbed or poisoned: talking to strangers.

-via Tastefully Offensive


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This misguided cartoon illustrates painfully shy people--to the point of neurotic. Introverts aren't necessarily shy. We enjoy our own company, hordes of loud networkers are annoying and tiring, so are people who have gatherings of their "friends" meaning anyone they ever encountered. We're deep and thoughtful and don't have the need to spout our beliefs every time we decide to talk. We choose the times when we want to be heard or known.
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I guess this is where the spectrums of introvert come in. I'm an introvert, but I'm on the misanthrope side rather than the shy side. I have no problems with interacting with people, even strangers on short notice, but in the above three scenarios I'd probably tell them to get the f*ck out of my way instead of being polite about it.
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The thing with the party doesn't work for me because it's likely that nobody would notice you moving to the other side of the party. The kitchen and lecture hall would kill though because you'd immediately become the center of attention.
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During my many travels over the past few centuries I have run across this tool many times. It is a tool used to remove the center of a Dalke's eyestalk. You can't see it very well from the pictures, but the bottom forms a sonic lock on the center piece and you grip the handle, rotate, and the eyestalk is removed.

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Could be a tool to form a circumferential inwardly facing beading near the end of a thin walled tube,...
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This is, also, a Deoreoator, which is used for separating Oreos and evacuating their icing. Widely used in the Midwest, particularly during the long winter months, Deoreoators were particularly fadish as an accessory of the Fig Newton diet popular in the 1970's until it was discovered that figs were already available sans Newton and did not require de-Newtoning. The Deoreoator shown here is an old one, perhaps Abraham Lincoln's, who was widely known to prefer only the bottom cookie, giving his remainders to Mary Todd, resulting in her dramatic plumping. [Awesome Shirt, medium.]
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This is a clock unwinder. In Victorian time it was feared that a clock left wound over the new year eve would cause infertility. The first thing that Victorian men would do on the New Years day was get out of bed to wind and set the clock. THe would then go back to bed and test for infertility. As a result of this pratice the clock unwinder was considered a very risque' item great care was taken to keep it stored descreetly. You can still find them in secret cubbyholes under staircases in older homes, covered with dust, biding their time.

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I work in the electrical field and conduit for wires ( pipe ) is reamed with a spiral pointed internal reamer ( look on Ridge Tool pipe reamer ) .I do like tubing cutter.

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That is an antique crunk crank that Victorians uses for tweaking their twerks, which was much more difficult considering the bustles.

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This was an adaptive device used by older people back in the days of dial telephones. The knobs on the bottom would fit into the finger holes while the center circular part stabilized over the dial's center.
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Noodle feeder used at Ye Olde Spaghetti Barn. It's purpose is to place long pasta on guests plates in a perfect nests. Makes it easier for the diners to twirl the pasta onto their forks.

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