Police blotter items will be told as simply and completely as the cops want it to be reported, and if you say something stupid, that will be in there. At first this one sounds like the same item we posted a couple of months ago about a squirrel running around in circles. But the punch line is indicative of the crazy modern world we live in. -via Uproxx
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