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Things I Would Wish Upon My Enemies

When reading the latest from Doghouse Diaries, I couldn’t help but think of the Little Jimmy Dickens song…

May the bird of paradise fly up your nose
May an elephant caress you with its toes
May your wife be plagued with runners in her hose
May the bird of paradise fly up your nose

But these modern inconveniences will do nicely.  

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