We know, we know. English is one crazy language. But that's why we love it.
Mitchell Moffit of AsapSCIENCE fame (this one is from his AsapTHOUGHT channel) took Richard Lederer's Crazy English and Richard Krogh's The English Lesson to illustrate the idiosyncracies of the English language.
But if English is logical, what would we be talking about?