He knows the theme songs to all the classic sitcoms, but not exactly the way you recall them. If he wrong, or does he just have a better idea? If you had asked me, I wouldn’t be able to tell you what the theme song of The Golden Girls was, but I well remember the Andrew Gold song from college,and later from playing it on the radio as an oldie -before TV ever got hold of it. It eventually figures prominently in this sketch from Awkward Spaceship. -Thanks, Eric Philmore!