Icy pavement makes everyone a breakdancer! Pretty soon, he’s going to break something! Or maybe he’s just the real-life incarnation of the game QWOP. If his hat falls off, people are liable to come by and drop coins into it. -via I Have Seen The Whole Of The Internet
Thin Ice by Pink Floyd
Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice
I had to delete my comment because it was too similar to a joke Miss Cellania made in the post itself.