Parenting Philosophies
If you decide not to have children, then there's a good chance that you'll have more time and money and, consequently, more beer. Just note that if you get a dog as an alternative, then you'll still have to clean up poop and other messes. Lunarbaboon left that part out.
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Putting on my crazy cat lady hat for just a sec... my cat prefers to poop outside and he's even considerate enough to vomit on the lino not the carpet most of the time.
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Like there's no poop and other messes with children? When I tell my dogs to go lie down, they do. When I lock them outside for several hours, no one calls CPS. Crate training? Try that with a kid.
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