Today's tale of adventure for Florida Man, the world's worst superhero, takes us to the town of Deltona. It was there that our intrepid friend tried to pay his water bill with an envelope of crack cocaine:
Employees at the Deltona Water office on Enterprise Road were evacuated this morning, Sept. 23, after a customer handed a cashier an envelope with a white powder in it.
At 9:56 a.m., the water-department employees called the Volusia County Sheriff's Office to check out the suspicious substance. [...]
The powder was tested.
"Interestingly enough, it was crack cocaine," Haught said.
The Sheriff's Office will continue to investigate.
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