How to Speak Klingon

How to Speak Klingon

Do you wish there was a quick and easy way to learn key Klingon praises and insults? Now you can with the How to Speak Klingon book from the NeatoShop. This fantastic book features 24 full color pages and a built-in sound module with 10 unique sounds. Learn to say phrases like: 

  • Today is a good day to die
  • Your Mother has a smooth forehead
  • and You bludgeon divinely

Learning this beautifully harsh and guttural language has never been so easy.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Star Trek items. 


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