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Dempsey got no love, I suppose.

I feel like Star would probably win, due to his ability to take more punishment. How many anchors did Picard have dropped on his head?

As for the patriarchy, I don't really get mad about it. The problem I have with the concept, though, is that it's framed as something that men did in order to benefit all men at the expense of all women, which isn't really true. That's not to say it wasn't a crappy system, and it sure as hell doesn't work in the modern day, but blaming men for it is ignoring the fact that it sucked just as much for men, by and large.

Swayze's out because of pancreatic cancer. But both Stewart and Star have significant home-court advantages. It would depend on the venue. If the fight is in Bikini Bottom, Star would win. If the fight were at Carnegie Hall, Stewart would win.

Stewart, of course. Good luck getting the other two into the ring.