Survey Says

Remember the Fast Money round on Family Feud? Answers come easily when you're sitting on your sofa …but imagine the pressure you'd feel on national television. You might even say something stupid.

Q: Name a fruit that is yellow.

Q: Name something that floats in the bath.

Q: Name a famous cowboy.
Buck Rogers.

Q: A number you have to memorize.

Q: Name a part of the body beginning with "N."

Q: Something you do before going to bed.

Q: Name a bird with a long neck.
Naomi Campbell.

Q: Name something with a hole in it.

Q: Name a sign of the zodiac.

Q: Name something you might accidentally leave on all night.
Your shoes.

Q: Name a holiday when the stores are always busy.

Q: Name something some people do clothed that others do without clothes.
Ride a motorcycle.

Q: Name something you do in the bathroom.

Q: Name the first thing you take off after work

Q: Something that flies that doesn't have an engine.
A bicycle with wings.

Q: Name an occupation where you need a torch.
A burglar.

Q: Name an animal you might see in a zoo.
A dog.

Q: A job around the house that has to be done every fall.
Spring cleaning.

Q: Something you might be allergic to.

Q: Name a famous bridge.
The bridge over troubled waters.

Q: Name something a cat does.
Goes to the bathroom.

Q: Name a song with moon in the title.
Blue sueded moon.

Q: Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers.
A horse.

Q: Name a famous group of singers.
The Simpsons.

See also: Family Feud Fails


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That's a classic question! I've seen it in several compilations (where they eliminate all the correct answers because comedy) and the most common answer among adults is Yugoslavia.

The first time I came across it, I thought "Ukraine, Uganda, Uruguay, Uzbekistan, ...oh yeah, United States!"
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