Tomorrow, we begin a new year! Last week, I asked Neatorama's psychic readers to make predictions about life in the year 2013. Here are our three winners, along with their prizes:
Apple accidentally patents the art of patent-trolling, creating a whirlwind of patent-trolls suing patent trolls. This rapidly builds into a worldwide litigation hurricane which eventually destroys every legal practice on the planet except for a little bespectacled lawyer named Edwin who specializes only in litigation involving embroidery. Gadget prices plummet, geeks celebrate and the world economy makes a remarkable recovery
Facing opposition to its Self-Driving Car project, Google will redirect the technology into a semi-related field: Self-Driving Golf Clubs.
After "finishing" "The Hobbit", Peter Jackson will then take on the 12-volume History of Middle-earth, and in the process, expand it to encompass 30 movies, one to be released each year starting in 2013. Each 3-hour film will be simultaneously released in 3D, 2D, and Hobbit-vision.
Congratulations to the winners! Check your email for my queries about shipping addresses.