Edward Gorey's The Gashlycrumb Tinies is an alphabet book that describes the ghastly fates of unlucky children. Eat Toast created this alternative version for the Doctor Who universe. You can view the rest at the link.
I'm at a loss to understand why anyone would want to be the Doctor's traveling companion. There's no money in it, but there are terrible risks. If you fly around in a time machine, why not use it to become fantastically wealthy? Rory and Amy in particular needed to be slapped around with a hardbound copy of The Rules of Acquisition.