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Looks to me like a Wall Mounted Saddle Rack.
A perfect christmas gift, for the equestrian in your life!

I have no idea what this is, but the first thing that popped into my head was that it involves sled dogs and bondage. Kinky dogs.

It's a DIY Vitral for homeless (and wall-less) people. Broken bottles and glass pieces not included.

That belongs to Gene Simmons. It is his tongue stretcher rack.

looks to me like you mount it on a wall, then you hang your wet jacket or snow covered winter coat to dry.

good guess jared.

It's a saddle rack.

I know I know. Is one of those artifacts used in XVII and XVII century to support the hip volume of the women dresses. Isn't iT?

Its called miriñaque in spanish, I am not sure about the english translation. It was designed in origin to hide pregnancies :)

blue jean stretcher? lol

It's an Antique English Saddle Rack...

It is a stand for the Pope's Mitre (tall hat)

It's a chasity belt for reindeer!

I can't look at any of these things without trying to imagine how it could be used to torture someone. Seriously, though, "saddle rack" makes sense. You can tell by the placement of that hook and those three holes that it's meant to be mounted to a wall. But I think a creative medieval dungeon master or Inquisitor could come up with a way to turn it into a torture device.

It is a saddle rack with a bridle hook underneath.

AWWWWW... the only 'what is it' Ive ever known and it appears so does everyone else! Tis a wall mounted saddle rack indeed ;)

Indeed, a saddle rack. My dad has them everywhere for his six horses. Shucks, someone beat me to it. Oh well.

Aw, I should've checked earlier. Everybody beat me to it. I have a 6 of these on my workshop wall (in black). Yes, of course it's a saddle rack. Specifically, it's an English saddle rack, being curved the way it is; a Western saddle rack is straighter, longer, and generally looks a little more heavy duty.

it seems to be a melted, warped hand truck...without the wheels.

Saddle and harness rack, definitely.

Well, that's obviously an instrument of torture.

Everyone who has guessed saddle rack is correct ;p

it looks like neatorama's T-shirt

It's a basketball return.

saddle rack

Saddle rack, with the hook for the bridle. Alas, I'm not the only one that knows what it is... *pout*

Either that, or it's a device used in a veterinary proctology practice. Bleagh.

--TwoDragons

It's a tongue replacement/upgrade. If you don't like your tongue (or are missing one), you attach this thing to the back of your throat (note screw-holes at the flat end). You can get various sleeves for it that will mimic the actual tongue's surface, or you can get creative and make your own. This could be a different color, have tentacles or even be forked - the sky is the limit!

It's a top hat holder/rack, with a coat hook underneath.

Wall-mounted practice horse.

Isn't just a white sheet?

if this isn't a wall mount saddle rack i will be SURPRISED

It's a Duck Bill Enlarger for ducks foolish enough to fall for those spam emails selling Bill Enlargers. Of course it doesn't work, but tell that to all the small-billed mallards out there.

A shoe form for clowns

It's a saddle rack, I have one in my house!

Saddle rack. Miss Celena You said it was an instrument of torture, AGAIN...

Medieval torture device.

Or for drying sheep skins.

It's a saddle rack with a hook to hold a bridle.

Molly took my guess... 8(

It is a tack holder. For storing a saddle and bridle.

It's a wall-mounted saddle rack with a bridle hook underneath. I have three of them on my garage wall!

So it looks like the answer has been found, but I was going to say it is some type of retro ironing board.

It's obviously a muzzle for our dear penguin friend, Opus.

Was it not a saddle rack? If not, I'm going to go with guitar stand (old). Perhaps also banjo or another flat long stung instrument.

Wall Mount Forward Seat Saddle Rack

I would say that it's a wall mounted saddle rack for an english saddle, including a hook for tack. I say this because I use one that looks just like it!

Looks like a saddle rack to me. Just like the one I used to use before I got a free standing one for my home.

Crap, I wanted to be the smart one who guessed "saddle rack".

That's definitely a catamite stanchion.
I had one when I was a kid.

A Pondlejink stand. After a bracing ride across the foofens on a hairy legged wobbletusk, you should always thouroughly dry your Pondlejink (and change your trousers)lest you get the collywobbles and prake the wootlehatch.

it is a giant condom maker, u put a bin bag over the top, get some hair spray or somethin similar, spray that over it, leave for a few hours, and hey presto, theres ur giant condom ready for use!!!

It looks like a wall mount saddle and bridle holder.

I am upgrading my answer... It is a wall mount rack for an English horse riding saddle.

it looks like the original design of the arbys logo, before they colored in the holes and saw it looked like a hat.