Ah, Facebook. In Facebook's Facebook page (yes, there is such a thing), the social media giant compares itself to many things like:
Halloween ("Halloween lets people express themselves. That is why Halloween is like Facebook")
... swimming pools ("Swimming pools are filled with people. Some you know. Some you don't. And every once in a while you see something that maybe you shouldn't.")
But my favorite is this one, where Facebook compares itself to birthday cake:
In it, Facebook admits that "[cakes] give friends a place to gather and celebrate. But too much cake probably isn't healthy. So birthday cake is a lot like Facebook." Get that? Too much Facebook isn't healthy. Straight from the horse's mouth.
So what else is like Facebook? My vote goes to booze. Booze gives you the courage to speak your mind and express yourself. But sometimes it also gets you into trouble. Lots of trouble. That's why booze is a lot like Facebook.
Your turn, Neatoramanauts.