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Friend Zone

Sometimes there is just no right answer. I feel like I have been trapped in this terrible situation a few too many times. An easy way to forget the pain is to make new friends, like Mr. Whiskey and Ms. Scotch. I don't know why Scotch comes out as a girl in this scenario, it just sounds better.

-Via The Daily Snooze

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You opined -- "I don't know why Scotch comes out as a girl in this scenario, it just sounds better"

Applying the title MS. to Scotch is the same as applying MS. to Prune Juice. You have shot across the bow of all Warriors, regardless of creed.

Please help me understand why I should not to you administer a correction.

If you are attracted to women, and meant Scotch is a sweet, sweet, lover, friend, confidant and confessor, fellow warrior -- if you meant this - I'm with you Bro(dy.) If you meant to imply Scotch is a ladies drink, with the implied sexism, c'mon man.

To me, Scotch and Prune Juice is not restricted to either. Sailing by both steam and sail is strength.
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