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Look Out! There's A Vicious Goose On The Loose!

You know your building's security has become way too lax when they post a note on the door about the dangerous goose on the loose, instead of simply shooing the thing away.

The note wouldn't be nearly as believable if the culprit weren't posing for the picture with that murderous gleam in his eye! 

Ack! My achin' kneecaps...


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Most likely this goose has a nest VERY close by. There's a grocery store that I used to shop at that had geese make nests in the hedges every year, and every year they used caution tape tied to shopping carts to keep people away from the geese.

If that's the case the business in this building wouldn't be able to shoo it away without moving the eggs as well. And some places aren't willing to do that.
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We have geese in my neighborhood. They were cute when they were babies. But now, I'd rather see the back of them. They defecate everywhere and lie in the middle of the road.
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