Yeah, sure, you might have a diamond dog collar, but if you really want to keep your pup in the lap of luxury, you'll need to have a few animals die in the process. That's where the dog mink coat comes in.
You might ask "why does a dog need a fur coat? He already has fur?" But that's just a sign of your lack of wealth.
Of course, if you do get this for your pup, don't be surprised when someone from PETA covers your dog in red paint.