Get A Vasectomy, Score A Free Pizza

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What's the easiest way to score a free pizza in Hyannis, Massachusetts? Why, by getting a vasectomy, of course!

The old "free pizza can sell anything" routine has finally hit rock bottom, thanks to the Urology Associates of Cape Cod, who are offering up a snip and a slice which are ready whenever you've given up all hope of ever having kids or dieting.

To add further insult to injury, they suggest that the topping of choice should be meatballs. Low blow doc, low blow.

--via The Daily What

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Mabey they should get from pictures of you and your girlfriend,a computer generated digital picture would have looked like of your kid,if you both never left the couch and played ball there.
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The funny thing? I just spent about 3 hours today helping my Amish cousins and family mass produce 3400 PIZZAS for a pizza drive tomorrow. I dunno- something about this post and then Pizza and Amish (and their very NOT small families) just sort of gave me the giggles!
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