I'm sure you've all been taught the proper way to perform CPR by now, but where's the fun in that? Sure, you might end up saving a life, but then what-a certificate of commendation, a handshake, a smile? LAME.
This chart shows you how not to perform CPR, and I think this should become the new approach to assisting those whose life is quickly fading away. I mean, look at number 6-Picture Life Together, are you really going to get a life partner, imaginary or not, out of regular boring old CPR?
And if the person dies while in your care, you're left with free Capri-Sun, instead of some pain in the neck lawsuit, so either way it's a win-win situation. Being inept can have it's perks...
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This link is the shorter version but there's a longer one on youtube too
http://youtu.be/JR0aZX1_TD8
Yeah, I agree though, it doesn't really look like it would occupy me past watching the video.
I can see it now, "gee dad, this makeshift pinball machine is way better than any X-Box"!
It doesn't really work like a real pinball machine, but it costs nothing!
This version amounts to the same as putting a tennis ball in a cardboard box and shaking it about.
Don't point that finger at me! My home Particle Accelerator didn't fail because I was high. It was due to sub-standard outsourced parts. And poorly translated manuals. Like, totally.
will never give a flip for pinball. Maybe a
video game or a cel phone, but sadly, pinball
is soon to be something from the past.
Thanks for the great idea :)