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Candy Cane Weapon System of Santa's Defense Forces

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Protecting Santa is a tough job, so Santa's Defense Forces need heavy-duty weapons like this candy cane small arm that is standard issue on the North Pole:

The core of the system is the Candy Cane Carbine (C3), a modular candy cane small arm that can be tailored to a variety of applications. For more serious threats to Santa, especially those hardened against small arms fire, there is the weapon of last resort, the Mark 12 Tenenbaum Launcher.

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Geez, read the damn post before getting all high and mighty. It's not a real gun. It's not like the other posts that show off the silly custom rifle crap. Save your condescension for them.
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Not your mistake, but the word is "Tannenbaum". Plus, I think stayzuplate maybe stayed up too late, and started taking things a little too seriously.
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When did Neatorama become the latest destination to see weaponry and custom guns? Personally, I don't find examples of ways you can kill somebody so "neat" - but maybe it's just me...
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