Sassy Beauty Pageant Sashes

Sassy Beauty Pageant Sashes - $19.95

Are you a complicated individual who is made up of a variety of parts and ingredients? Neatorama encourages you to embrace your many-sided and haphazard ways with a Sassy Beauty Pageant Sash from the NeatoShop.  It is time for you to crown yourself queen and show the world you are beautiful and Miss Cellaneous.

Sassy Beauty Pageant Sashes are sold individually. These hilarious and beautiful satin sashes come in White (black letters), Black (white letters), and Red (black letters).  Find the sassy and funny saying the best fits your personality:

  • Miss Understood

  • Miss Quoted

  • Miss Fit

  • Miss Chievous

  • Miss Chief

  • Miss Cellaneous (shown)

  • Miss Calculated

  • Miss Believes

  • Miss Behaves

  • Miss Appropriated

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more Gag Gifts & Pranks.


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