Gollum Sings "I Will Survive"

not THAT funny, for pete's sake...

I can do a mean gollum but it's exhausting. I can only do about a minute or so of continuous gollum until my larynx gives out.

I learned how to carry on,
and so you're on my back,
from middle earth!
I just walked in to find you here,
with that sad look upon your face,
you bit my finger off,
I should have made you leave me be,
If I had known for just one second,
you'd be back for the ring!