Senator Gets Stoned in D.C. Suburbs, Urinates in Public, and Taken to Hospital

Dog bites man, right?

The patient arrived at the Friendship Heights hospital slack-jawed and glassy-eyed.

"He was very twitchy," reports Nicola Moore, the physician who admitted him. "His pupils were dilated. When he walked, he looked . . . " Well, he looked stoned.

The caretaker who accompanied him to the hospital was concerned. Her charge had been completely listless for hours, ever since lunchtime when, as was his custom, he'd gone out to urinate on the lawn.

Senator is pictured above. He accidentally ate marijuana.

Link via The Agitator (who wrote the headline) | Photo: Katherine Frey/the Washington Post)

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"Senator (the dog) picked up what looked like a cigarette butt, which Painter (the owner) immediately wrested away."

So how exactly did the dog get stoned?
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