Man Gets Probation in Wrong-Car Defecation

For unknown reasons, Austin Horries Purifoy, 19, wanted to relieve himself in the backseat of his girlfriend's car. Unfortunately, he selected the wrong car:

Leaving work late the night of March 11, the car's owner reported finding Purifoy in the back seat of his Honda Civic, pulling up his underwear.

"This is your car?" Purifoy said before bolting the scene, according to documents filed in court. "I thought this was Desiree's car."

Link via Althouse | Photo of unrelated Honda Civic via Flickr user Dave_7 used under Creative Commons license

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From the linked article:

"Austin Horries Purifoy, 19, is headed into the U.S. Army, which is aware of the charges, said 3rd Judicial District Attorney prosecutor Michael Heitz."

Don't think he knows what he is letting himself in for!
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