How to Start a Fire Using Only IKEA Products


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We've all contemplated that nightmare scenario: you're trapped in an IKEA store after closing, the cold of winter is seeping into your bones, and worst of all, a pack timber wolves is starting to circle around you. You need to start a fire now. But how? This video by Vimeo user Helmet tells you how to start a fire with nothing more than the products you can find in an IKEA store.

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How to start a fire in an IKEA store:

Step 1: Walk calmly to restaurant area
Step 2: Turn on stove which will most likely automatically ignite via an electric spark
Step 3: Find a pan and enjoy some Swedish meatballs
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"Gluten Free" allows up to 20 parts per million of gluten. To those of us whose sensitivity precludes any gluten whatsoever it is of no value. I prefer the term "No Gluten", which applies to things like apples, oranges, potatoes, rice, nuts, etc.

The funny thing is how they use the term "Natural Flavors" to hide their 20 ppm of gluten. You know there is a bean counter whose company makes a million pounds of product insisting on adding twenty pounds of wheat because "it helps the bottom line and is completely legal".

Anything that says "Made in a facility that also processes wheat" is unsuitable.

The fact that they are trying doesn't mean they are succeeding.
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