Skeleton Apron

Oh lord, I thought those were dresses at first. Requesting that someone make dresses like this.

Neck rings? That doesn't make sense, the shoulder bones would still below the shoulders regardless of how long your neck is.

"Yo, Twiggy? What's for dinner?"

"Well, tonight we'll be having fluffed air on a bed of notions, a hot bowl of this wonderful whipped water soup, the main course will be a substantial vestment of french roasted aromas, and perhaps if anyone dares... I've prepared these absolutely delightful guilty thoughts that I thought we'd sit all night and munch on!"

I got an apron for my sister with a nice baby blue and brown design that says "will cook for shoes". She was really happy it concidering that she needed one.

"Hey, it's Twiggy The Anorexic Chef! Everybody wave to Twiggy! Hi Twiggy! Oh no! We waved too hard and now he's blowing awaaaaay!"