Mister Jalopy's Business Card

Mister Jalopy (a really nice guy, actually) got tired of people asking him for his business card, so he leveraged his Google ranking and printed this beauty:

If you Google my nom de bullshit, Mister Jalopy, all the top hits are for web pages that I control. And my e-mail address is right on the front page of all of them. For detractors, fans and spam scraping robots alike, I am super easy to find.

Despite my almost annoying ever presence, people are always asking for my business card. I understand. It is not so much about my contact information as a physical token of us having met. An artifact to record the moment. So, now I have a business card!

Just Google me!

Links: Google Mister Jalopy | Or for you old-school web surfers: Mister Jalopy's official website - via Dinosaurs and Robots

Previously on Neatorama: 10 Geeky Business Cards

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The inevitable conversation that follows:

"Hey, I didn't know you worked for Google!"

"What? No I don't."

"But... your business card has a big Google logo on it."

"Oh, that's just my witty way of telling you to Google me."

"I see." [laughs politely while slowly backing away]
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