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Why was Lassie made with a dog rather than a cat? Because Timmy would have died in the first episode otherwise.
This is allegedly a sketch from a short-lived comedy show called The Downer Channel.
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Perfect.
We all know in real life that by night fall the cat would have been eating the face off the kid.