-Instruments must be tuned by a wiry sarcastic guy named Shorty, Lou, or Lightnin'.
-If venue is a sporting arena, scoreboard should read "Steve 1, Bluegrass 0"
-Buffet [must include] one (1) whole roasted chicken for Steve to use as dancing puppet.
Keep in mind, this was "leaked" on Martin's own site. Link
From the Upcoming ueue, submitted by sb5000.