If you live near the water, or want to live near the water, or just want people to think you live near the water, you need a boat. It doesn’t have to be much of a boat, just enough to get you, your beverage cooler, a few fishing poles, and a healthy disregard for personal safety out far enough that you can’t get twitter on your smart phone (about 4 miles offshore for Droid users, 600 yards for the iPhone). So why not build a canoe?
From the Upcoming ueue, submitted by Taproom.
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I mean, we've overmined and overfished our own planet.
We're at nearly 7.6 billion people.
At some point we must deal with our very real problems, instead of buying NASA Rocks t-shirts and pretending reality isn't real.