Blood Energy Drink

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Calm down, it's not actually blood. It's just an energy drink made to look like blood, and it's served in an IV bag:

The fruit punch flavor packs 4 hours of energy along with iron, protein, and electrolytes. Not only does Blood Energy Potion have a similar nutritional makeup to real blood, but it has the same color, look, and consistency of blood. Get real blood nutrients without that real blood taste! The re-sealable transfusion bag style pouch provides the convenient delivery of fluids for vampires and humans alike! Contains no real blood, just synthetic!

See? There's nothing at all abnormal about this product.

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lol i actually made my own blood!! hahaha i call it BloodWine!!! its basicly just sugar sugar a bit of cinnamon and almond. it tastes pretty good. i wish i could get it thicker without changing the taste of it... oh well!!!! id love to get some of that blood!!! (i beleive in vampires:3 i wishi could be)(also a twilight hater) (i love vladimir tod:3)(vladimir tod could kid edwards shiny ass anyday)(cuz edward is a pussinboots) lol
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I already drink real blood, it might be fun to be able to take some of this to my school, which I know will get me into trouble....BUT I WANNA TRY!

take note, I'm 14 and I don't think I'm a vampire, I just really like the flavor of blood!
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I have seen the single packets at microcenter. its like 3-4$ (i forget) and i heard you have to heat it up or something? ill buy it for 1 all out geeky lan party (once in a life time thing of course) ha.
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Something tells me drinking real blood would be healthier, since most energy drinks (this one included, I'm sure) are packed with a shitload of sugar. Not that you should drink blood at all - real or fake. But if you're gonna be lame and follow this Twilight fad and think you're a vampire, might as well go the whole nine yards, right?
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