Revenge is a dish best served cold. And in this case, with a coconut. Here's the story of a monkey named Brother Kwan, who was overworked by his master climbing trees and fetching coconuts to sell:
The newspaper said that Leilit Janchoom, 48, had beaten the monkey whenever he showed any hesitance to climb a tree.
The owner was insistent because he got the equivalent of 4p for every coconut picked.
But the monkey - it is claimed - apparently found the work boring, strenuous and unrewarding.
So, the monkey chucked a well-aimed coconut on Janchoom, and killed him!
From the Upcoming ueue, submitted by see_you_@_de_pawty_Richter.
Come on someone had to say it!
Nobody's empathizing with the owner Ferd, nobody does there either. That's how the world works.
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