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Adolescent Poetry Generator

In high school and college, I spent hours writing overwrought, angst-filled, free verse poetry. Now today's spoiled and over-emotional teenagers can do the same thing, but with only a single mouseclick, thanks to the Adolescent Poetry Generator.

Here's a sample:

i am over adam he is my
night he's my world
and that made me cry, when i
take a drug u will surely stay
alive i log into my inbox, i've got
mail!! that's
faster than any
other mail,including the snail.
gotta write bak to bak.. hi
bak,what's up?

Link via The Corner

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That poem was incredibly stupid im 14 and i can make up a poem bettter than that off the top of my head. Come on you gotta do better than that!
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The Postmodernism generator from that site was in a previous post. Heh.

I started writing poetry when I was 12; I still write it today, a few months short of 18. I really hope none of my poems were ever quite that horrendous.
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